Post by Ludwig on Oct 2, 2010 10:52:31 GMT -5
Ludwig Weillschmidt
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"Bitte, I would respect if you called me nothing other than my God given name. I know Gilbert calls me something else, but I've given up on him."
WE CAN’T TELL BY LOOKING AT YOU… ARE YOU MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN-BETWEEN IT ALL?
"Are you serious? I‘m beginning to have doubts that this school is what I‘m looking for. I can assure you that I am most definitely male."
OH, REALLY? HM. YOU SHOULD WORK ON LOOKING IT… ANYWAY, WHEN WERE YOU BORN?
"I’ll just ignore that for the moment. I’m twenty years old, not much younger than mein bruder. I was born on the seventeenth of September. Bitte, no virgin jokes."
WELL, YOU LOOK PRETTY FINE FOR YOUR AGE… BUT TSK. THIS OLD AND CAN’T CONTROL IT? NO WONDER YOU’RE HERE.
"I‘ve had no problems with it before! It‘s just been lately, there have been other troubles that have occupied my attention."
SO, WE THOUGHT THAT BRAD PITT WAS HOT AS ALDO RAINE, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU? …WE’RE THE DEANS, NOT YOU, DON’T GIVE US THAT LOOK.
"A-are you trying to make a joke? Or are you legitimately implying something? What kind of school is this? I‘m not like that! But sometimes you can’t help but feel a certain way, und- We‘re not talking about this anymore!"
UHUH. WELL. THAT WAS INTERESTING. NOW, WHAT DO YOU ENJOY DOING?
"Nothing. I very much enjoy doing nothing. Which is best accompanied by the quiet, or a beer. Und when I‘m tired of doing nothing, I try to keep myself healthy, working out every now und again. Building things is also appealing. Small things, like bird feeders und clocks."
NOW, WHAT ABOUT THINKS YOU DON’T LIKE? WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IN ORDER TO EMBETTER YOUR SITUATION AND LIVING ARRANGEMENTS. LIKE MINDS WITH LIKE MINDS AND ALL…
"I cannot describe how much I hate being lied to. It’s insulting. I hate messes und clutter too. Everything’s much easier to find when it’s in its place. A lot of noise at once is irritating. Oh, I didn’t mention Gilbert? Well, he’s loud, messy, und lies to just about everyone. I find it hard to hate him, though."
DULLY NOTED. WE’LL REMEMBER THAT AS WE PLACE YOU IN CLASSES AND SUCH. NOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS OR SOMETHING YOU’RE ACTUALLY GOOD AT? CONTROLLING YOURSELF MUST NOT BE ONE TO BE HERE…
"Strategic planning und martial arts are two things I do well. And self-control, apparently, as I haven‘t completely lost my temper yet. I‘m also good with my hands. That‘s a reference to carpentry und construction, not what you’re thinking. Ja, I’ve already pegged you as that type."
HUH. THAT’S CURIOUS – WE NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WITH YOU. NOW, WHAT DO YOU SUCK AT? …IT’S A WORD, DEAL WITH IT.
"If we‘re going to be blunt, I have problems with social situations. I don‘t handle other people und their emotional turmoil. I‘m not as empathetic as I probably should be. Und there is a reoccurring issue that I‘m too strict. I‘m told I need to loosen up more."
HM. FIGURES. WE SEE A LOT OF CASES LIKE THAT AND- HEY, LOOK, ICE CREAME!
"Could we please stay on topic?"
WHOOPS, GUESS YOU MISSED THE TREAT. NOW, YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE YOUNG YET, BUT GIVEN ANY THOUGHT ON WHAT YOU LIKE IN A PARTNER? DON’T BE SHY.
"Huh? Well, I‘ve never really thought about it. I guess someone who can make a decent meal. I would like to be taken care of by someone who‘s thoughtful und soft-spoken, und it certainly wouldn‘t hurt if they were attractive."
HM, THAT SCRATCHES OUT MY DAUGHTER… WHAT ABOUT THINGS YOU HATE IN A PERSON? FOR… FUTURE REFERENCE.
"Loud und boorish people give me a head-ache. I can‘t stand talking to the stupid either. So you‘ll understand when I ask that we move on."
YOU’RE QUITE SHALLOW, AREN’T YOU? HM, NO MIRRORS ALLOWED IN YOUR ROOM…
"I-…what?"
NO INTERVIEW WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT SOME BASIC QUESTIONS, RIGHT? JUST ANSWER THEM AS TRUTHFULLY AS POSSIBLE, OKAY?
"Nein! This is utterly ridicules! I‘ve put up with enough of your stupid questions. Bitte, could we skip to the end?"
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD AND DRINK?
"Ich sehe können wir nicht überspringen Sie diesen Unsinn. Very well then, I'll put up with this a little longer. A drink of cold beer is relaxing, und meat always sits well in the stomach. But I do have a bit of a soft spot for Italian food."
FAVOURITE PHRASE OR QUOTE?
"Anfangen ist leicht, beharren eine Kunst. Hmm? You don't understand? 'To begin is easy, to persist is art.' It looses something in translation."
FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?
"I did very well in Auto-shop, Gym too."
FAVORITE COLOUR?
"Blue, a very dark blue. Not navy, but close to it."
FAVORITE PLACE?
"Home, where I can put my feet up."
FAVORITE BOOK?
"Ah, well, umm…See, there is this series of romance novels, und they have this book that‘s…well…never mind, forget it."
FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
"Article of clothing? Who spends time to think about their clothes? If forced to pick I would have to say gloves. They‘re efficient und practical."
YOU HANDLED THE DRILL WELL… WE ARE IMPRESSED. NOW, TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF.
"I‘ve always been a fan of the neat und tidy. I like everything to have its proper place und time, without disruption or mess. I believe that there is a time for business und a time for socializing und increasingly intimate questions, und the two should not overlap in something like, say, an interview. There‘s little I can say about how I feel besides I try not to. Every now und again I do like to enjoy myself, I just do it in a more subdued way than most. Staying calm is my preferred method of getting through the day, but I do get angry easily. Not too angry. I‘ve never hurt anyone too seriously. At least I don’t think I have. No one’s ever said anything…"
HOW ABOUT FAMILY? ARE YOU LEAVING ANYONE BEHIND?
"My family? What is there to talk about? I do have a brother, but he‘s supposed to be here too. He‘d better have filled out one of these. I’m not sure what to think of him most of the time. He‘s a bit useless, really. As far as my parents go...we were a very detached family. I do have zwei Hunde, both Dobermans. They've been like family to me. They're usually very loyal, but my...condition is starting to effect their behavior."
THAT’S INTERESTING… REMINDS US OF HOME. NOW, WHAT HAS BROUGHT YOU TO OUR ESTABLISHMENT, EXACTLY?
"I was in the Auto-shop, und one of the other mechanics had some troubles. I went to help him up, und it just happened. It‘s been happening more frequently, und the more I think about it, the harder it is to control. You can fix that, right?"
NOW, SO WE KNOW WHEN SCHEDULING YOU, DO YOU WORK ANYWHERE AT THE MOMENT? WHAT ABOUT LIVING? DO YOU HAVE AN APARTMENT OFF CAMPUS, OR SHALL WE PUT YOU IN A DORM?
"Ja, I have just acquired an apartment, und I have a job. I did plan on entering the military soon, but this issue has put those plans on hold. For now, I work as an Auto-mechanic. It pays the bills und keeps me fed. I can take care of myself, danke."
HM, ALRIGHT. LET’S SAY YOUR HOME IS BEING FLOODED. …PRETEND YOU LIVE ON THE COAST OR SOMETHING, OKAY? ANYWAY, WHAT THREE THIGNS WOULD YOU SAVE?
"If my home is being flooded? It would depend on what was inside. I’d take mein bruder, shoes und some cash to stay somewhere else."
WE NEVER WOULD HAVE PICTURED YOU THE TYPE TO CARE. HOW ODD.
"Ja, very funny. Ha ha. Let‘s move on."
NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHAT REASON YOU’RE HERE… BUT WE DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. MIND TELLING US YOUR SPECIES?
"I-I don't know. I did make Gilbert fill it out, but really? Alright, alright. It's a schwarzer Adler. You know. A bird! A black eagle. It's-
I just dislike having feathers."
HM. WE HAVE FACILITIES THAT YOU MAY FIND USEFUL. I’M SURE YOU’VE READ THE HANDBOOK THOUGH, RIGHT? IF SO, PLEASE GIVE US THE THREE HIDDEN WORDS IN A SENTENCE OR TWO.
"Did I mention I’m not creative? How about I just be forward with you? You’re not cute or charming, und your brains might as well be made of syrup for all the good it does you!"
YOU’RE NOT AS MUCH OF A SLACKER AS WE THOUGHT. THAT’S GOOD. WE ARE IMPRESSED WITH YOU.
"Was that meant to be sarcastic? I do apologize for my outburst. It was uncalled for."
WELL, THAT JUST ABOUT WRAPS EVERYTHING UP… IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WOULD LIKE TO TELL US?
"Really? You mean it? Alright then. It‘s only fair that I let let you know, work takes priority over this. I won't stay here if I'm called in."
WE’LL TAKE OUR LEAVE NOW. PLEASE WAIT FOR VERIFICATION INTO THE SYSTEM.
"Take your time. And if you never call, I won't consider it a complete loss."
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Rhiz has been endlessly trailing around on this planet for seventeen years, they appear to be stuck. Whoops. So they took up role playing to pass the time, and have been doing so for three years. How interesting! They are located in the EST time-zone, for future globe-trotting reference! But I guess you can always reach them at PM..
Well, let’s get this paper into the system! :
This wasn’t working. Nothing was going according to plan. Then again, rarely anything went according to any plan Ludwig made, but that was almost always due to a certain Italian. But Gilbert Wasn’t an Italian and he should have known better. Even the younger brother knew that pissing off Ivan was a very bad idea, among other things. It was especially bad when you were stuck in a warehouse in the middle of the night trying to avoid the police.
“Dies ist nicht die Zeit dafür!! We must move on!” Too late. All Germany could do as the Russian lost himself, was step back and away. Not even war had made the sound of a cracked skull more bearable, and not even years apart made watching his brother fall easier. Ludwig quickly moved to Gilbert’s still body on the floor, as Ivan just seemed to remember that what he just did made their situation that much worse, and dropped his pipe to the floor.
“Gilbert, can you hear me? Gilbert!” shaking the albino, Germany tried to awake his brother, the blood leaking from his head onto the concrete wasn’t a reassuring sign at all. It wasn’t like they could just walk into a hospital. It was clear that Prussia wasn’t getting up and out of here by himself. Without wasting time, Ludwig clutched the unconscious other around the waist and heaved him up and over his shoulder. The malnourished albino was almost as light as Lavino, so there was little trouble supporting him.
“We’ll go on as planned,” Ludwig instructed, finding little else could be done at the moment, “But I’ll be taking the back, and you go out the side.” The change made it easier for Germany to get his brother out unnoticed, but also kept him out of the Russian’s sights. While he was the only person they could rely on now, Ludwig didn’t quite trust him. And the dead weight on his shoulders was good enough reason for that.
Without waiting for a reply from the taller man, Ludwig quickly crossed the warehouse. Watching the windows carefully, and flinching every time a light crossed the dirty glass, he finally made it to the other side. He turned his gaze back to make sure Russia wa sin position. This was the best plan they had, and if it didn't work, there was no alternative.
“Dies ist nicht die Zeit dafür!! We must move on!” Too late. All Germany could do as the Russian lost himself, was step back and away. Not even war had made the sound of a cracked skull more bearable, and not even years apart made watching his brother fall easier. Ludwig quickly moved to Gilbert’s still body on the floor, as Ivan just seemed to remember that what he just did made their situation that much worse, and dropped his pipe to the floor.
“Gilbert, can you hear me? Gilbert!” shaking the albino, Germany tried to awake his brother, the blood leaking from his head onto the concrete wasn’t a reassuring sign at all. It wasn’t like they could just walk into a hospital. It was clear that Prussia wasn’t getting up and out of here by himself. Without wasting time, Ludwig clutched the unconscious other around the waist and heaved him up and over his shoulder. The malnourished albino was almost as light as Lavino, so there was little trouble supporting him.
“We’ll go on as planned,” Ludwig instructed, finding little else could be done at the moment, “But I’ll be taking the back, and you go out the side.” The change made it easier for Germany to get his brother out unnoticed, but also kept him out of the Russian’s sights. While he was the only person they could rely on now, Ludwig didn’t quite trust him. And the dead weight on his shoulders was good enough reason for that.
Without waiting for a reply from the taller man, Ludwig quickly crossed the warehouse. Watching the windows carefully, and flinching every time a light crossed the dirty glass, he finally made it to the other side. He turned his gaze back to make sure Russia wa sin position. This was the best plan they had, and if it didn't work, there was no alternative.
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