Post by poland on Oct 10, 2010 1:47:56 GMT -5
Feliks £ukasiewicz
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"Like, well then, you can totally call me Feliks or Feli. I‘m like totally fantabulous, looking, so you can also call me all complimentary names, ‘Cause I‘ll like so totally know you‘re talking to me. Like, there isn‘t anyone as amazing as me so it‘s like, only natural that you‘d be complimenting me~!"
WE CAN’T TELL BY LOOKING AT YOU… ARE YOU MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN-BETWEEN IT ALL?
"Oh, well like, oops! It‘s totally natural that you couldn‘t tell. Because like, I‘m totally male, but I‘m like, what you‘d call a cross-dresser. But, like, don‘t think that means you can, like, pick on me. I could still totally, like, kick your ass, got it?"
OH, REALLY? HM. YOU SHOULD WORK ON LOOKING IT… ANYWAY, WHEN WERE YOU BORN?
"I like, don‘t want to work on looking more my gender! I like, totally look best in these totally cute outfits, and like pride myself on my fantabulous ability to look better in a skirt than most girls. I‘m like totally fine the way I am! But like, if you need to like know my age, nosy, I‘m like, nineteen. My totally wonderful birthday, that you should remember to get me presents for is the eleventh of November. In case you‘re like, stupid, I‘m like a Scorpio, okay?"
WELL, YOU LOOK PRETTY FINE FOR YOUR AGE… BUT TSK. THIS OLD AND CAN’T CONTROL IT? NO WONDER YOU’RE HERE.
"I know~ Like, feel free to compliment me more~ I look more than fine, I look positively perfect, don‘t you like totally think so too? You do! I‘m like so glad you do, because like, you‘d be weird if you didn‘t. Well… Like, I‘m working on it, so like it‘s okay, you know? If I like, just put up with you and your totally un-fantabulous hair do and style… I‘ll like, totally get better quickly!"
SO, WE THOUGHT THAT BRAD PITT WAS HOT AS ALDO RAINE, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU? …WE’RE THE DEANS, NOT YOU, DON’T GIVE US THAT LOOK.
"I like, swing either way, yanno? Because, like there are like some amazingly pretty girls, who I could totally get to share their beauty secrets with me. Also, there are, like, some amazing guys that are just sooooo totally handsome! Like Toris for instance, he‘s like totally amazing when he‘s not being a total wussy!"
UHUH. WELL. THAT WAS INTERESTING. NOW, WHAT DO YOU ENJOY DOING?
"So, now you like, totally want to talk about something interesting. You’re like, so totally smart! Well, like, for starters, I totally like going shopping. Like, you should come with me some time, maybe I can help you pick out cooler clothes. ‘Cause, you’re style is totally last century. Well, like, I also like to get my hair and nails done, because like, it pays to look good. Let’s see, I also like, totally like good food, like Polish and Lithuanian food. So, like, keep that in mind if you ever expect a chance to like, take me on a date.
Like, I totally saw the way you were staring at the edge of my skirt! And like, I totally don’t give out on first dates, so like, don’t even think about it. So, like, I also totally love cute accessories, so like, keep that in mind when you’re shopping for gifts for me. I also like Feliciano, he’s like, so totally fun to hang out with, yanno? Well, other than that, I totally adore Toris, he’s like, so easy to boss around. And like, I also totally like ponies! Especially, like, my pink one~ It was like, originally brown, but I like, painted it to make it look for fantabulous and totally rad.”
NOW, WHAT ABOUT THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE? WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IN ORDER TO EMBETTER YOUR SITUATION AND LIVING ARRANGEMENTS. LIKE MINDS WITH LIKE MINDS AND ALL…
"Well, like, I totally hate un-cool people. They’re like, so dull. I also, like, HATE bad fashion sense like your’s. It’s so totally cliché. I also, like, totally hate a bad manicure. It’s like so totally lame not to get a great one, yanno? And, like, I also really hate bullies. I’m like, totally not afraid of them, so they might as well, like give up. If they don’t, I’ll like kick their asses. I also, totally hate bad gifts, if you like don‘t get me something good, I‘ll totally like not like you and stuff.”
DULLY NOTED. WE’LL REMEMBER THAT AS WE PLACE YOU IN CLASSES AND SUCH. NOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS OR SOMETHING YOU’RE ACTUALLY GOOD AT? CONTROLLING YOURSELF MUST NOT BE ONE TO BE HERE…
"Well, like, first, I‘m like totally amazing and super cute. Like I‘m also really rad and like can totally face up to bullies. I‘m like, totally not afraid of anyone! So like, I‘m also, like, totally handy with getting things done. Because, I like, totally know how to boss people around, so like, everything gets done right. Like I‘m FABULOUS all around!"
HUH. THAT’S CURIOUS – WE NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WITH YOU. NOW, WHAT DO YOU SUCK AT? …IT’S A WORD, DEAL WITH IT.
"Well… Like… If you really, totally, superbly, like, need to know. I‘m like, a little shy around strangers, yanno? I can like, tell them off and all, but then I become extremely shy after I get it all out. It‘s like a total bummer on my cool-factor and makes me look so totally lame. And I‘m like, totally, not lame so, it‘s like, a total mess of my cool-ness and like… Yeah……"
HM. FIGURES. WE SEE A LOT OF CASES LIKE THAT AND- HEY, LOOK, ICE CREAME!
"Like, really? Like, go get it for me! It‘s like, totally not good for my figure, but like, a little wouldn‘t hurt, because I already totally look great. Like, don‘t stand around. Like, go get it already!"
WHOOPS, GUESS YOU MISSED THE TREAT. NOW, YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE YOUNG YET, BUT GIVEN ANY THOUGHT ON WHAT YOU LIKE IN A PARTNER? DON’T BE SHY.
"Like, gone!? You‘re like, totally useless! Why didn‘t you, like, get it for me?! Oh, like, in a partner? That‘s like, totally easy! I like, totally want some one that‘s like totally mature and stuff. Like, I want to be the immature one, so why would I like want an immature partner and stuff? It‘s like, no fun if I have to be the serious one, yanno? So like. I‘d have to say my ideal partner would be the doting type, because I like, totally love having attention lathered on me."
HM, THAT SCRATCHES OUT MY DAUGHTER… WHAT ABOUT THINGS YOU HATE IN A PERSON? FOR… FUTURE REFERENCE.
"I like, totally hate people who give others more attention than they give me. It‘s like, just not allowed. If they like, can‘t give me all their attention they should just like, give up. Because they, like, aren‘t anywhere near good enough for me, yanno? I like, totally deserve the best."
YOU’RE QUITE SHALLOW, AREN’T YOU? HM, NO MIRRORS ALLOWED IN YOUR ROOM…
"Like, even if I‘m shallow, at least I‘ll admit it, yanno? And like, you totally can‘t do that! I like, definitely, totally need a mirror and like, there will be hell to pay if I don‘t get one, got it?! I‘ll like, totally need it to make sure I always look, like, totally perfect… Well, more perfect than, like, usual, yanno?"
NO INTERVIEW WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT SOME BASIC QUESTIONS, RIGHT? JUST ANSWER THEM AS TRUTHFULLY AS POSSIBLE, OKAY?
"Like, of course. I‘m like, perfect, so there‘s like no reason to lie. Because like, any question you can throw at me, you‘ll totally get a fantabulous answer in retort, and like stuff. So like, bring it on."
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD AND DRINK?
"Well, like… Bread! Bread is like, totally awesome and like, totally respected in Poland. So like, I totally love bread, and like, you should too, yanno? As for like, beverage… I like, totally have to go with Vodka, for like personal reasons. It‘s like, tradition and stuff. So like, don‘t even bother asking about it, okay? Okay, I‘m like, so totally glad you understand."
FAVOURITE PHRASE OR QUOTE?
"Your capital will be warsaw!"
FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?
"Bathroom breaks! I can like, stare at myself in the mirror! What? That, like, isn‘t a subject? Oh, well, like, history then, I guess. So like, why isn‘t bathroom breaks a subject again? It like, totally should be. Like, anything with a mirror, yanno?"
FAVORITE COLOUR?
"I can, like, totally answer that in like, one FANTABULOUS word. That totally amazing, incredible, superb, word is like the one, the only… … Don‘t tell me you haven‘t figured it out yet!? It‘s like, PINK!"
FAVORITE PLACE?
"Like, that‘s so simple! It‘s like, easily, obvious. My, like, favorite place in the world is in front of a mirror, yanno? Cause like, I just look so pretty! And like, who wouldn‘t want to stare at me for hours on end?"
FAVORITE BOOK?
"Uh, like… Well, umh. I guess, like, my favorite book would totally be My Little Pony~ It‘s like, so cute and stuff, yanno? And like, pictures!"
FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
"That one is totes way to easy to answer. My favorite piece of clothe is totally, like, my favorite skirt. Yanno, the little red checkered-pattern one, I‘m wearing right now. Isn‘t it like, so totally cute and stuff~?!"
YOU HANDLED THE DRILL WELL… WE ARE IMPRESSED. NOW, TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF.
"Well, like, I‘m totally fantabulous if you haven‘t already figured it out. Like, and I‘m totally amazing at dealing with people. So like, but I‘m also kinda of shy, yanno? But like, anyways, I‘m like, Polish and stuff. My family totally sent me here to like, better my ability to control my change and stuff."
HOW ABOUT FAMILY? ARE YOU LEAVING ANYONE BEHIND?
"So, like, you want to know about my family? It‘s like, not really anything interesting. My mom‘s like, totally old fashioned and so is my, like, dad. But, I‘m like, an only child, so I like, totally got spoiled, yanno? Because my mom is like, so a maternal person and she fears my un-happiness and like, does her best to keep me happy!"
THAT’S INTERESTING… REMINDS US OF HOME. NOW, WHAT HAS BROUGHT YOU TO OUR ESTABLISHMENT, EXACTLY?
"Well… Like, I was totally getting heated in the back seat of this totally cute guy‘s car and like poof! It was like, so embarrassing! And like, he was like, way to scared to even talk to me after that. It was like, so totally horrible! I‘ve never been more embarrassed in my whole life, yanno?"
NOW, SO WE KNOW WHEN SCHEDULING YOU, DO YOU WORK ANYWHERE AT THE MOMENT? WHAT ABOUT LIVING? DO YOU HAVE AN APARTMENT OFF CAMPUS, OR SHALL WE PUT YOU IN A DORM?
"Like, I totally don‘t work. My parents, totally give me enough, because like, I‘m their one and only child. I was like, so totally born with a silver spoon in my mouth!"
HM, ALRIGHT. LET’S SAY YOUR HOME IS BEING FLOODED. …PRETEND YOU LIVE ON THE COAST OR SOMETHING, OKAY? ANYWAY, WHAT THREE THIGNS WOULD YOU SAVE?
"Like, the three things I would save? That’s totally hard. But, like, I guess if I have to narrow it down. It would like, be, my pony, my hair straightener and my clothes! I totally can’t live without those things!”
WE NEVER WOULD HAVE PICTURED YOU THE TYPE TO CARE. HOW ODD.
"Like, of course! Ha ha ha! I‘m just, like, that wonderful and stuff! If I didn‘t care about my precious pony, hair straightener, and clothes, who would?! Only some one totally wonderful like me, of course!"
NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHAT REASON YOU’RE HERE… BUT WE DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. MIND TELLING US YOUR SPECIES?
"Like, well, I‘m totally a lynx! It‘s like, a totally cute, medium sized feline. Pretty finicky and stuff, so it, like, matches me pretty well. But, like, I‘m pretty cute in that form too!"
HM. WE HAVE FACILITIES THAT YOU MAY FIND USEFUL. I’M SURE YOU’VE READ THE HANDBOOK THOUGH, RIGHT? IF SO, PLEASE GIVE US THE THREE HIDDEN WORDS IN A SENTENCE OR TWO.
"Well, like, maple is pretty yummy. I‘m like, really forward and cute. And, I‘m totally charming too!"
YOU’RE NOT AS MUCH OF A SLACKER AS WE THOUGHT. THAT’S GOOD. WE ARE IMPRESSED WITH YOU.
"Like, of course not. And like, of course you‘re impressed with me! Who isn‘t? I‘m totally impressing!"
WELL, THAT JUST ABOUT WRAPS EVERYTHING UP… IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WOULD LIKE TO TELL US?
"Like, you better treat me good, or I‘ll totally give you a reason to fear a skirt!"
WE’LL TAKE OUR LEAVE NOW. PLEASE WAIT FOR VERIFICATION INTO THE SYSTEM.
"Like, I don‘t need to wait for you! You should, like, be begging to have me!"
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Bee has been endlessly trailing around on this planet for eighteen years, they appear to be stuck. Whoops. So they took up role playing to pass the time, and have been doing so for six or more years. How interesting! They are located in the Central time-zone, for future globe-trotting reference! But I guess you can always reach them at SakeBee@hotmail.com.
Well, let’s get this paper into the system! :
(This is an old RP from another site. Sorry, after all that, I didn‘t feel like writing up a completely new RP.)
Poland squealed out an exaggerated yawn as he stretched out under the blankets. Eyes still shut, he rolled onto his side to pat the other portion of the bed and find his partner not there. Well that was a stick in the mud findings. The Pole quickly opened his green eyes to stare at the empty spot before he rolled onto his back to stare at the ceiling.
Laying there for sometime, he finally crawled out of bed and trudged over to the closet in his white nightgown. He sleepily groped for clothes -his school girl uniform, of course. Tossing it to the bed, he toddled over to the dresser and opened the top drawer, pulling out a pair of frilly, girly underwear. He, slightly more awake now, skipped over to the bed and tossed off his night-wear. First he put on the underwear, than the skirt, and lasty the sweater.
He lazily trailed down to the kitchen, pouring himself a bowl of cheerios with milk, he ate it in surprising silence -which drove him insane by the way. He hated silence. Some one should be there when he wanted to talk, it was a total crime to leave him all alone. With this in mind, he decided that he'd go out and find some one to talk to!
Finishing his breakfast he left the bowl and spoon on the table for Liet to take care of -serves him right. He pranced up the stairs and into the bathroom, brushing his teeth and combing his hair. Not to mention staring at himself in the mirror for about thirty-minutes talking to himself like an idiot, "You know, you're like, totally gorgeous. And like, it's amazing that, like, you don't get attacked by like, creeps everywhere you go. But like, then again, it's like, not. Because, like, you aren't some 'kyaaah' loser, you'd like, totally kick their asses!"
After he was finish chatting to his mirror-image, he left the house and used his oh-so pretty pony to take him to the daycare. He'd like, go bother the little kids! They'd like, so totally be honored and stuff to have him there! He looked around at the children's faces. Who would recieve the blessing of his amazing presence? There! That dreadfully boring looking child. He bent down next to the kid, "You're like... Kiku, right?"
Poland squealed out an exaggerated yawn as he stretched out under the blankets. Eyes still shut, he rolled onto his side to pat the other portion of the bed and find his partner not there. Well that was a stick in the mud findings. The Pole quickly opened his green eyes to stare at the empty spot before he rolled onto his back to stare at the ceiling.
Laying there for sometime, he finally crawled out of bed and trudged over to the closet in his white nightgown. He sleepily groped for clothes -his school girl uniform, of course. Tossing it to the bed, he toddled over to the dresser and opened the top drawer, pulling out a pair of frilly, girly underwear. He, slightly more awake now, skipped over to the bed and tossed off his night-wear. First he put on the underwear, than the skirt, and lasty the sweater.
He lazily trailed down to the kitchen, pouring himself a bowl of cheerios with milk, he ate it in surprising silence -which drove him insane by the way. He hated silence. Some one should be there when he wanted to talk, it was a total crime to leave him all alone. With this in mind, he decided that he'd go out and find some one to talk to!
Finishing his breakfast he left the bowl and spoon on the table for Liet to take care of -serves him right. He pranced up the stairs and into the bathroom, brushing his teeth and combing his hair. Not to mention staring at himself in the mirror for about thirty-minutes talking to himself like an idiot, "You know, you're like, totally gorgeous. And like, it's amazing that, like, you don't get attacked by like, creeps everywhere you go. But like, then again, it's like, not. Because, like, you aren't some 'kyaaah' loser, you'd like, totally kick their asses!"
After he was finish chatting to his mirror-image, he left the house and used his oh-so pretty pony to take him to the daycare. He'd like, go bother the little kids! They'd like, so totally be honored and stuff to have him there! He looked around at the children's faces. Who would recieve the blessing of his amazing presence? There! That dreadfully boring looking child. He bent down next to the kid, "You're like... Kiku, right?"
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CAUTION 2.0.
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