Sarah Smith [Delaware] / complete~

[Sarah Smith]

Sarah Smith

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"Just Sarah's fine, though as long as it's not an insult, I'll go with anything."

WE CAN'T TELL BY LOOKING AT YOU… ARE YOU MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN-BETWEEN IT ALL?
"I'm clearly a chick! Though if you want proof, I could certainly provide it... in a more... private... place."

OH, REALLY? HM. YOU SHOULD WORK ON LOOKING IT… ANYWAY, WHEN WERE YOU BORN?
"December seventh is my birthday and I'm nineteen, baby~! It also makes me a Saggitarius."

WELL, YOU LOOK PRETTY FINE FOR YOUR AGE… BUT TSK. THIS OLD AND CAN'T CONTROL IT? NO WONDER YOU'RE HERE.
"Hey, I can control it good enough to do some... things, if you know what I mean~."

SO, WE THOUGHT THAT BRAD PITT WAS HOT AS ALDO RAINE, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU? …WE'RE THE DEANS, NOT YOU, DON'T GIVE US THAT LOOK.
"Totally. Megan Fox is pretty hot, too. I'd totally go lesbian for her."

UHUH. WELL. THAT WAS INTERESTING. NOW, WHAT DO YOU ENJOY DOING?
"Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll."

NOW, WHAT ABOUT THINKS YOU DON'T LIKE? WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IN ORDER TO EMBETTER YOUR SITUATION AND LIVING ARRANGEMENTS. LIKE MINDS WITH LIKE MINDS AND ALL…
"Those stupid tourists who crowd the beach in the summer. I mean, holy shit, Jersey has their OWN beach, thanks! They even have a show about it! Also, the law. It's like... why is pot illegal? It's great!"

DULLY NOTED. WE'LL REMEMBER THAT AS WE PLACE YOU IN CLASSES AND SUCH. NOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS OR SOMETHING YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOOD AT? CONTROLLING YOURSELF MUST NOT BE ONE TO BE HERE…
"Well, I was a member of FFA in high school, so I'm good at pretty much everything we did there - like telling what's wrong with milk and judging animals and shit. I'm also excellent with hair and make-up. You'd never be able to tell that I'm not a natural blonde, would you?"

HUH. THAT'S CURIOUS – WE NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WITH YOU. NOW, WHAT DO YOU SUCK AT? …IT'S A WORD, DEAL WITH IT.
"Staying clean, reading, academic shit."

HM. FIGURES. WE SEE A LOT OF CASES LIKE THAT AND- HEY, LOOK, ICE CREAME!
"Where? I love ice cream!"

WHOOPS, GUESS YOU MISSED THE TREAT. NOW, YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE YOUNG YET, BUT GIVEN ANY THOUGHT ON WHAT YOU LIKE IN A PARTNER? DON'T BE SHY.
"Well... hotness. They really shouldn't treat me like, shit, either, but if it's just sex, then I don't care about their personality. Just for like... a boyfriend or whatever."

HM, THAT SCRATCHES OUT MY DAUGHTER… WHAT ABOUT THINGS YOU HATE IN A PERSON? FOR… FUTURE REFERENCE.
"Prudes, ugly people, tourists... really, other than that, I'm cool. And some tourists can be pretty fun when they're not driving..."

YOU'RE QUITE SHALLOW, AREN'T YOU? HM, NO MIRRORS ALLOWED IN YOUR ROOM…
"But I can't look like shit!"

NO INTERVIEW WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT SOME BASIC QUESTIONS, RIGHT? JUST ANSWER THEM AS TRUTHFULLY AS POSSIBLE, OKAY?
"You won't arrest me for this shit, will you? Because I'll lie if you do."

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD AND DRINK?
"Scrapple and beer."

FAVOURITE PHRASE OR QUOTE?
"'Sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll'?"

FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?
"Um... school. Huh. I liked... ag. Agriscience, y'know? Like cows and chickens and other animals? I liked that class."

FAVORITE COLOUR?
"Blue and gold! State colors!"

FAVORITE PLACE?
"UD campus in Newark, baby."

FAVORITE BOOK?
"Book? Um. I don't... like... read."

FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
"My blue and gold UD hoodie. ...I TOTALLY WENT THERE! I DIDN'T GO TO THE STUPID COMMUNITY COLLEGE! SHUT UP!"

YOU HANDLED THE DRILL WELL… WE ARE IMPRESSED. NOW, TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF.
"I like animals - mostly farm animals, and I was a member of FFA in high school. I'm really a... friendly person, especially with guys, though if a chick's hot enough... I also like, totally hate tourists. They're a complete pain in the ass and cannot drive. "

HOW ABOUT FAMILY? ARE YOU LEAVING ANYONE BEHIND?
"Well, like, my brother's at UD, and my little sister's a freshie in high school, and I've got, like, my parents. But it's cool, cos none of them turn into animals, so they just want me to control this better."

THAT'S INTERESTING… REMINDS US OF HOME. NOW, WHAT HAS BROUGHT YOU TO OUR ESTABLISHMENT, EXACTLY?
"Well, I was like... fuck, in middle school, I think, and making out with my boyfriend. Oh, don't give me that look, prude. Anyway, I just kinda... turned into a chicken. Literally. He kind of freaked out, but he was cool and didn't like, tell anyone. But yeah. I got good at controlling it with guys, really, but when I found out about this place, I transfered from community college UD to here."

NOW, SO WE KNOW WHEN SCHEDULING YOU, DO YOU WORK ANYWHERE AT THE MOMENT? WHAT ABOUT LIVING? DO YOU HAVE AN APARTMENT OFF CAMPUS, OR SHALL WE PUT YOU IN A DORM?
"Pffft HELL no. Nah, just put me in a dorm."

HM, ALRIGHT. LET'S SAY YOUR HOME IS BEING FLOODED. …PRETEND YOU LIVE ON THE COAST OR SOMETHING, OKAY? ANYWAY, WHAT THREE THIGNS WOULD YOU SAVE?
"Huh... well, my UD hoodie, my bong, and my... pills."

WE NEVER WOULD HAVE PICTURED YOU THE TYPE TO CARE. HOW ODD.
"Well, I don't want to get pregnant, and I get pissy when I'm not stoned."

NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHAT REASON YOU'RE HERE… BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. MIND TELLING US YOUR SPECIES?
"I already said that I'm a chicken. Technically it's a blue hen, but still a chicken."

HM. WE HAVE FACILITIES THAT YOU MAY FIND USEFUL. I'M SURE YOU'VE READ THE HANDBOOK THOUGH, RIGHT? IF SO, PLEASE GIVE US THE THREE HIDDEN WORDS IN A SENTENCE OR TWO.
"I know that I may seem a bit forward, but most guys think that it's... charming, I guess. D'you think Canadians really like syrup on everything?"

YOU'RE NOT AS MUCH OF A SLACKER AS WE THOUGHT. THAT'S GOOD. WE ARE IMPRESSED WITH YOU.
"Wow, you're sure as hell different from the guys at my old school."

WELL, THAT JUST ABOUT WRAPS EVERYTHING UP… IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WOULD LIKE TO TELL US?
"Can I get a dorm by myself? I mean... I might keep my roommate up at night, if you know what I mean..."

WE'LL TAKE OUR LEAVE NOW. PLEASE WAIT FOR VERIFICATION INTO THE SYSTEM.
"Do you have a light?"
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HELLE has been endlessly trailing around on this planet for SEVENTEEN years, they appear to be stuck. Whoops. So they took up role playing to pass the time, and have been doing so for FIVEISH months. How interesting! They are located in the EASTERN time-zone, for future globe-trotting reference! But I guess you can always reach them at [e-mail].

Well, let's get this paper into the system! :

Sarah readjusted her backpack, looking around the area. Well, this place was certainly different from home... there were so many people! It was loud, and the city lights sparkled even in the daylight. She could see why so many people liked it here... but for some reason, it made her long for home at the very same time.

Still, it was only a day trip. She'd be back home by midnight. Even if the city was slowly giving her anxiety... I mean, even if New York didn't top crime lists anymore, it still had more crime than back home! Who knew what could happen in a place with so many people? She could get mugged, or kidnapped, or worse!

...Sarah regretted not letting what was his name? Paul? Well, whatever his name was, she regretted telling him off. Maybe if he were here, she'd be safer... he was a guy, after all, and, as much as she hated to admit it, she was really tiny...

...But no one seemed to notice her. Figured. They never really did, unless she did something outrageous... still, maybe it was best to stay unnoticed in New York. She'd be back in Delaware by midnight, and she could act out as much as she wanted then. Yes, that's what she'd do.

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[Matthew Williams]

Ohoho, oh, Delaware, you silly bimbo. XD She's actually quite adorable~ I like her, and see no accidental sue-ing on your part -- Nice job. It's REALLY easy to do that with OCs like this, but you did totally fine!

You Are,

ACCEPTED !

You already know what to do from here, love. <3