Post by Ivan Braginski on Sept 27, 2010 19:28:16 GMT -5
IVAN BRAGINSKI
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Well, I would like much if you would call me by my first name. Braginski gets upset if you will be calling me by his name.
WE CAN’T TELL BY LOOKING AT YOU… ARE YOU MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN-BETWEEN IT ALL?
I am male, though people have been mistaking me as girl. Am fearing that this may become normal. Do I look like girl to you?
OH, REALLY? HM. YOU SHOULD WORK ON LOOKING IT… ANYWAY, WHEN WERE YOU BORN?
Work on looking? Well, okay. My birthdate? Braginski is thinking you should know, but it is July twenty-fourth. Braginski was born on, let me think... Well at any rate he is eight years junior of me. Am twenty four!
WELL, YOU LOOK PRETTY FINE FOR YOUR AGE… BUT TSK. THIS OLD AND CAN’T CONTROL IT? NO WONDER YOU’RE HERE.
We can't help it! Stupid shifting is problem! You work here, so you should be able to be fixing it, da?!
Oh! I'm sorry... Braginski gets upset when speaking about that
SO, WE THOUGHT THAT BRAD PITT WAS HOT AS ALDO RAINE, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU? …WE’RE THE DEANS, NOT YOU, DON’T GIVE US THAT LOOK.
Brad Pitt? Oh! He is the one with American accent, da? I like how he talk, so is attractive I think.
UHUH. WELL. THAT WAS INTERESTING. NOW, WHAT DO YOU ENJOY DOING?
I like skating, hockey, and sunflowers. I like singing and soft things. Like blankets and bunnies! Oh oh! I also like vodka! Could never forget about that! Or how I like you, Vanya? Shh! Braginski~!
NOW, WHAT ABOUT THINKS YOU DON’T LIKE? WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IN ORDER TO EMBETTER YOUR SITUATION AND LIVING ARRANGEMENTS. LIKE MINDS WITH LIKE MINDS AND ALL…
I hate the cold. I don't like people who yell. I don't like yelling at all. I don't like people who can't open minds. Why must people be hating like that? Um... I don't like hurting people- But I do! So don't be getting ideas about my dorogoi!
DULLY NOTED. WE’LL REMEMBER THAT AS WE PLACE YOU IN CLASSES AND SUCH. NOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS OR SOMETHING YOU’RE ACTUALLY GOOD AT? CONTROLLING YOURSELF MUST NOT BE ONE TO BE HERE…
I'm pretty strong from hard work back home. I'm good at skating, but that isn't really talent, da? Am good at growing things, like flowers, and I can make pretty arrangements. Am also good at sneaking up on people and pouncing them! And I good at nearly killing people, so move chair back from me.
HUH. THAT’S CURIOUS – WE NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WITH YOU. NOW, WHAT DO YOU SUCK AT? …IT’S A WORD, DEAL WITH IT.
I can't go anywhere without big sister's scarf, is sacred! Am not good at swimming or playing most sports, can't be near little sister because she scare me, and I am not good at cooking. My nose... For some reason it is seeming that people don't like me. That is weakness, da? It make me sad, so I think is weakness. Braginski is both my bonus and weakness, so I can't make friends.
HM. FIGURES. WE SEE A LOT OF CASES LIKE THAT AND- HEY, LOOK, ICE CREAME!
Ice creame? Blech! If you will be having it I do not want. Ice creame is not pleasing to me.
WHOOPS, GUESS YOU MISSED THE TREAT. NOW, YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE YOUNG YET, BUT GIVEN ANY THOUGHT ON WHAT YOU LIKE IN A PARTNER? DON’T BE SHY.
A partner? I guess someone bigger, like me. Someone I can protect and who might protect me. Someone funny who make me forget things. I like weaklings because they are busy being scared of me! Vanya seems to like ones who could own him. We are both liking glasses and soft skin.
HM, THAT SCRATCHES OUT MY DAUGHTER… WHAT ABOUT THINGS YOU HATE IN A PERSON? FOR… FUTURE REFERENCE.
Skinny people. People with cute noses. Someone who can't laugh. Those who can't be giving more than they getting. Someone who thinks they can top me just because am cute!
YOU’RE QUITE SHALLOW, AREN’T YOU? HM, NO MIRRORS ALLOWED IN YOUR ROOM…
Shallow? Hmn... no, am still fat. You can be keeping mirrors. I don't look in them anyway. The reflection is ugly.
NO INTERVIEW WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT SOME BASIC QUESTIONS, RIGHT? JUST ANSWER THEM AS TRUTHFULLY AS POSSIBLE, OKAY?
Have been answering truthfully. How many more questions? Am getting hungry...
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD AND DRINK?
Vodkaaaaaaaaaaa! Oh, and I like cinnamon buns. Especially when warm.
FAVOURITE PHRASE OR QUOTE?
Favourite quote? Um, there is one from book. "The terror of society, which is the basis of morals, the terror of God, which is the secret of religion- these are the two things that govern us." That was from Dorian Gray. Good book.
FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?
Am thinking it would be creative writing. We have so many stories to tell in the motherland.
FAVORITE COLOUR?
Yellow or purple. It just depend.
FAVORITE PLACE?
The cathedral back home – The pew near the virgin and her prayer candles. In the rafters the birds would chirp to me.
FAVORITE BOOK?
The Bible? You are wanting different answer, da? I am thinking Hannibal by mister Thomas Harris. He is seen as villain, but he is really protagonist. Amazing character.
FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
My scarf. It is the only one I could never be doing without.
YOU HANDLED THE DRILL WELL… WE ARE IMPRESSED. NOW, TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF.
About myself? I am very loyal to those who are friends, or would be if I had them! I am quick witted in arguements andhave bad habit of being harsh. Though usually that is Braginski being mean. I am determined and have strong will to do any task given. I can't stand failing anything at all. It hurts me to fail. I can take most everything for fact, but can be skeptic over some things. Braginski says I am too nice to people, but I must not be for them to run...
HOW ABOUT FAMILY? ARE YOU LEAVING ANYONE BEHIND?
I have an older sister who makes these scarves for me! She is nice, but very weird... and her breasts are so large. Then there's my little sister. I would rather to not be speaking of her. It stirs nightmares to be thinking of her.
THAT’S INTERESTING… REMINDS US OF HOME. NOW, WHAT HAS BROUGHT YOU TO OUR ESTABLISHMENT, EXACTLY?
Am here because I broke down a neighbor's door when I had changed. They called police when they found me eating their raw steak in the kitchen...
NOW, SO WE KNOW WHEN SCHEDULING YOU, DO YOU WORK ANYWHERE AT THE MOMENT? WHAT ABOUT LIVING? DO YOU HAVE AN APARTMENT OFF CAMPUS, OR SHALL WE PUT YOU IN A DORM?
I am working at a flower shop. They let me do some arranging now! I hadn't been able to do more than cash work. Is fun to do more stuff! Oh, um, I am thinking dorm room. Since I have no car, would be best. Less bus ride. I don't like cars.
HM, ALRIGHT. LET’S SAY YOUR HOME IS BEING FLOODED. …PRETEND YOU LIVE ON THE COAST OR SOMETHING, OKAY? ANYWAY, WHAT THREE THIGNS WOULD YOU SAVE?
Flood? Okay... I would take my scarf, my bible, and Mr. Scruffy. He's my kitty plushie. Don't look at me! He's my real friend!
WE NEVER WOULD HAVE PICTURED YOU THE TYPE TO CARE. HOW ODD.
A-Am I that bad? Shut your hole! Want to die, pig dean?!
NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHAT REASON YOU’RE HERE… BUT WE DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. MIND TELLING US YOUR SPECIES?
I'm a Siberian Tiger. Am really big, so when I change is hard to deal with. Braginski is lucky because he doesn't change whole way!
HM. WE HAVE FACILITIES THAT YOU MAY FIND USEFUL. I’M SURE YOU’VE READ THE HANDBOOK THOUGH, RIGHT? IF SO, PLEASE GIVE US THE THREE HIDDEN WORDS IN A SENTENCE OR TWO.
Er hem! Move forward, charming young sir, to the land of milk, syrup, and honey! Clever huh? Have been thinking all day!
YOU’RE NOT AS MUCH OF A SLACKER AS WE THOUGHT. THAT’S GOOD. WE ARE IMPRESSED WITH YOU.
You thought I was slacker? You have been mean whole time. Are you anti-communism or something? Because we aren't communist any more.
WELL, THAT JUST ABOUT WRAPS EVERYTHING UP… IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WOULD LIKE TO TELL US?
It's okay to go to the skating rink, da? I want to go and inspect the ice. You know, since it never gets used and all... and it isn't like I'll use it or anything. Nyet, not at all!
WE’LL TAKE OUR LEAVE NOW. PLEASE WAIT FOR VERIFICATION INTO THE SYSTEM.
Am still having to wait? Gee... Guess I'll go try cafeteria first! Am still hungry! Do have vodka, da?
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Chase has been endlessly trailing around on this planet for twenty-two years, and they appear to be stuck. Whoops. So they took up role playing to pass the time, and have been doing so for eight years. How interesting! They are located in the Eastern Standard time-zone, for future globe-trotting reference! But I guess you can always reach them at this site's pm system.
Well, let’s get this paper into the system! :
There was something in the air of the store that made him sigh. The scent of many species of flower mixing together soothed him and brought peace to his usually hectic life. Since starting at the shop two months prior he had yet to do more than take money at the register. Yet suddenly his manager decided that letting him arrange at the counter would be fun. The young man had learned quickly and rather enjoyed it. Braginski would de-thorn roses or whatever flower may harm him, but otherwise Ivan finally got to do something himself. He hummed a folk song and smiled as girls came into the store. He had seen more female customers than he used to. More customers at all, really. He found it odd that this trio was back again. They had been coming in for the past four days and only bought a flower each. Politely he smiled at them and gave a simply greeting. That seemed to make them quite happy and one of the girls strolled up to the counter.
"You always make the prettiest arrangements. I wish I had a boyfriend who would make things like this for me."
"If you bring here I show." He spoke in his slightly broken english, the girls giggling. Were they laughing at him?
"You would do that? You're so nice, Ivan. You single?"
"No. Am working with manager, so am duo." Yes, he was a naive idiot. And it irked Braginski something terrible.
((Note : Ivan and Braginski are two separate sorts of personalities – Ivan is the sweet, childish Russia while Bragisnki is the sadistic side that protects and perhaps even fancies his softer side. Just to clarify.))
"You always make the prettiest arrangements. I wish I had a boyfriend who would make things like this for me."
"If you bring here I show." He spoke in his slightly broken english, the girls giggling. Were they laughing at him?
"You would do that? You're so nice, Ivan. You single?"
"No. Am working with manager, so am duo." Yes, he was a naive idiot. And it irked Braginski something terrible.
((Note : Ivan and Braginski are two separate sorts of personalities – Ivan is the sweet, childish Russia while Bragisnki is the sadistic side that protects and perhaps even fancies his softer side. Just to clarify.))
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CAUTION 2.0.
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by yours truly: CHRISS a.k.a. LENNY GOT LAID ?! @
CAUTION 2.0.
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