Fullmetal Alchemist Fanfiction

[Lien Nguyễn]

More specifically, mine and my friend's.

It's called "Schadenfreude", and it's an FMA AU fanfiction.
...And it's really more of a crackfic than anything.

Story Title: Schadenfreude
Chapters: 2 / ?
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Universe: manga. Technically. It's a crackish manga-based AU.
Rating: T / T+ (mainly for Ed's potty mouth).
Characters: see chapter info
Pairings: see chapter info.
Spoilers: ...none, really. It's, ah, AU.
Summary: Schadenfreude. Noun. Definition: pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune. Well, that's certainly true in this case. AU. EdWin, LingFan, future Royai and AlMei. With a few cameos.
Notes: Um... Yeah. There will be cameos of characters from other universes later on, namely Hetalia. (Poland is actually referenced in chapter one if you can find it). Oh, and there's gratuitous German and French - so just ask if you have no idea what it is (though, generally, it's just one word or a phrase, so... not to mention that I'm not very good at German. At all.).
Link: You can read it HERE on Fanfiction.net

Chapter One
Chapter Title: "SUPER Happy Food Time!"
Rating: T / T+ (mainly for Ed's potty mouth).
Characters: Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Winry Rockbell, Ling Yao, Lan Fan, Mei Chang, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Jean Havoc, Heymans Breda, Kain Fuery, Valto Falman, and Alfons Heidrich.
Pairings: EdWin and LingFan, albeit slight.
Summary: The grand opening of the Yao family's new restaurant. Naturally, some sort of chaos ensues.
Info page: HERE

Chapter Two
Chapter Title: "Pikachu"
Rating: K.
Characters: Selim Bradley and Elysia Hughes
Pairings: one-sided Selim/Elysia
Summary: "It's a Pikachu. ...It reminded me of you."
Info page: HERE

Chapter Info will be added as each chapter goes up.

Also, you can find it on deviantART here: Written and Other. (beware of spoilers)

Oh, and here's the archive of all chapters we have written and placed so far: Schadenfreude Archive.

And the website est ici: Schadenfreude.

(And a shameless plug for my personal fanfictions is here. Fandoms include Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Ouran High School Host Club, and, of course, Hetalia.)

[Elizaveta Héderváry]

....I'm just gonna update the chapter info, since, y'know, we have three more chapters up.


Chapter Three
Chapter Title: "I Never"
Rating: T+
Characters: Alfons Heidrich, Eduard Heidrich, Wilhelmine Raskoph, Ross Muhlfeld, Liesa Hauser, Johan Habicht, Karl Fuchs, Rebekka Collins, Felicie Muhlfeld
Pairings: Alfons/Wilhelmine, Ross/Liesa, Karl/Sascha
Summary: "You know what we should play? Never Have I Ever." Liesa was sure that there were... better drinking games out there.

Chapter Four
Chapter Title: "It's Never That Easy, Though, Is It?"
Rating: K.
Characters: Alphonse Elric, Alfons Heidrich, Wilhelmine Raskoph, Ross Muhlfeld
Pairings: Alfons/Wilhelmine, implied Ross/Liesa, past Eduard/Wilhelmine
Summary: So much had happened in such a short amount of time. Alfons really needed some time to think.

Chapter Five
Chapter Title: "Just Another Day"
Rating: T+, bordering on M at bits
Characters: Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Alphonse Elric, Alfons Heidrich, Ling Yao, Olivier Armstrong
Pairings: Roy/Riza
Summary: Going out drinking the night before the first day of school (or work) really is never a very good idea.

[Lien Nguyễn]

Angsty sixth chapter~!

Chapter Six
Chapter Title: "Letter Bomb"
Rating: T+
Characters: Alfons Heidrich, Edward Elric, Wilhelmine Raskoph
Pairings: implied Alfons/Wilhelmine, mentioned Edward/Winry, mentioned Eduard/Wilhelmine
Summary: The idea of Wilhelmine and Eduard living together made Alfons feel slightly nauseas, hurt, and lonely… It had been inevitable, which only made Alfons feel like an idiot for being so affected by it. It wasn't like Wil was going to wait around for him forever…